u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
i will never coherently bang her
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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