Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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