im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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