i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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