your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
