if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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