plz talk dirty to me
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I want to stick my p in your. b.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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