sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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