How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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