Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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