My hand turned me down
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
