so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
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