She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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