WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
