I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Alive.
So much puke
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Randomize
