Kiss
Puke
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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