so let's talk penis.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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