i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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