he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Randomize
