just come out here and I will go home with you...
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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