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biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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