I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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