doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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