can we get nightvision for the apartment?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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