just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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