Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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