So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I'm having to shit out rocks
Randomize
