Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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