your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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