No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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