sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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