Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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