I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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