bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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