then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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