I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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