You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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