Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
She's the barista slut.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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