your room smells of hookers.
And success
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Randomize
