i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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