Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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