Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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