i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
