yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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