Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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