Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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