office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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