The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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