my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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