Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
id be glad to
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Randomize
