your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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