i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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