this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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